Reblogging because that “old bag” joke it literally my mom’s go-to joke.
(Source: tinafeyys, via fuckyeahlizlemon)
Doug Widick and I made this Game of Thrones Coors Light commercial. For GOT nerds only.
So into this
States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess what bugs me is that it was put to a vote in the first place. If you don’t want to marry a homosexual, then don’t. But what gives you the right to weigh in on your neighbor’s options? It’s like voting whether or not redheads should be allowed to celebrate Christmas.”
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David Sedaris (via jessicacabot)
“…WHAT BUGS ME IS THAT IT WAS PUT TO A VOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE.”
(via probablysean)
(via avcnyc)
The NSJ Crew – “Khaki Pants”
I now wish they made me wear uniforms in elementary school.
Do you want me?
Like in a platonic, comedic way?
I would love to act in your sketches, web series, or even help edit. Have a show and need an extra act? I’d love to try a character or short stand up bit!
Contact Sarah at notrubharass (at) gmail (dot) com
Round one of the tournament to decide the Mascot for Showtime.
This is one of my favorite bits that we’ve done on the show and it stars some really funny people (Caroline Cotter, Dan LoPreto, Alexis Pereira, Matt Dennie, Sarah Burton, Francis Alexander Hamilton, & Peter Sherer). Give it a look!
For reservations for this Thursday’s show, click here.
Showtime is this Thursday! Come on down to the beast at 11 for some FUN.
We’ve got good stuff this month. You’s better BE THERE
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Daft Punk feat. Julian Casablancas “Instant Crush”
Enjoying.

