Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton: Archive

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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nicole stuff: Empathy →

improvnonsense: “Improv taught me to really say YES” is something I read whenever a non-improv media source writes about improv. “SAY YES TO EVERYTHING” seems to be the big eye-opening moment that journalists take away from improv classes. Even accomplished comedians look back at their time…

Jul 27th

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Jul 27th

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This Awkward Pause: You can cover the world in... →

thisawkwardpause: I’ve been chewing on something for a week and maybe it will make a good blog post, I don’t know. These are my feelings. A female improviser took me aside a while back and mentioned an experience with a guy she improvised with that bothered her. He always went blue, made the female characters…

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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To Everyone Auditioning for Maude Night this...

jonbershad: When you get to the Training Center, I want you to relax, take a deep breath, and appreciate how amazingly surreal it is to sit in a waiting room surrounded by terrified people all speaking to themselves in funny voices. This should make you feel better.

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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I am addicted to soda. I am addicted to deals.

So when I see that I can get MORE soda for a BETTER price per ounce, I am all over that shit. In other words, I am the one buying the Big Gulps. I am that person. I don’t want to be that person. I know I should quit soda completely, but I am so sugar addicted I can’t go more than a week without giving in. I am a weak, weak person. So there’s the proposed soda ban. Soda over 16...

Jul 25th

Jul 24th

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UCB Maude Audition Advice

I’m writing this post less because I have advice to give and more because I need advice. Googling “maude” “auditions” “UCB” and “advice” has left me wanting. So, in an attempt to start a conversation, I will share what I know about UCB Maude auditions (in New York). So what happens during an audition? Get to the training center at least 15...

Jul 24th

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The Takeaway: Reacting to Penn State's NCAA...

Hey! I was on the radio this morning to talk about Penn State. Because I am an expert. I am opinionated. I have a silky smooth radio voice. I am horrified to listen to what I sound like. Here’s hoping I didn’t come off OVERLY defensive or crazy or dumb. Or just check out the post on The Takeaway’s...

Jul 24th

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 21st

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Chick Fil-A Recipe? Thank God. Now my stomach and...

What you’ll need: 1 boneless, skinless chicken breast 1/4 cup pickle juice (Hilah recommends sour dill) 1 egg 1/4 cup milk 1/2 cup flour 1 tablespoon powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon celery salt 1/4 teaspoon dried basil Optional: up to 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper for a spicy sandwich Oil for frying...

Jul 19th

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Jul 19th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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satire can make sad but more fun! →

Oh my God I love these

Jul 17th

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Jul 17th

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Jul 16th

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Jul 13th

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SUMMER IMPROV PARTY - Thurs, 7/12, 10:30pm - FREE...

Come on! It’s free! With Spooky Ghost! http://www.facebook.com/events/441485765883571/ AND YOU GET TO JAM! Remember this Jam? Remember when Kevin Hines was a giant chicken? It should be something like this, with really really hot people:

Jul 12th

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Jul 11th

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Jul 11th

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Watch

I forgot Purity Ring was opening for The Dirty Projectors last night. Pleasant surprise. ALSO AMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I LOVE YOU

Jul 11th

The Nude Statesman: Man Stalking Woman: “This... →

nudestatesman: OMAHA, NE - Jeremy Franks was arrested for the sixth time in two weeks after he was seen crouching in the bushes outside of Marie Osgood’s Lower East Side apartment early this morning. Osgood’s next door neighbor called the police because she said she knew Osgood had a restraining order against…

Jul 11th

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Jul 10th

Grown Ass Boy: Kaleidoscope →

aapruzzese: Hey Everybody, Tonight I begin my tenure as the host of Kaleidoscope. I am extremely excited and honored to be a part of one of the major staples of the NY Improv scene. As host, I hope to further Kaleidoscope’s tradition of continuously diversifying its cast, welcoming all skill levels, and…

Jul 9th

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