August 2012
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“Analysis of the fact that Ryan can lie the way he does requires the skills of a...”
– Michael Tomasky, arguing that Paul Ryan pushed American politics into new territory with last night’s convention speech, effectively daring Democrats and the media to call him out on his string of blatant falsehoods. (via newsweek)
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Watch“Small World” was written by the late great Aaron Kheifets (and Dan Glaser!) and you will think it is funny and then you will laugh and then you will share it.
You know when you run into someone and you’re like “OMG so crazy seeing you here!” THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES!!!!!
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“Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t...”
– - Insane Clown Posse “Miracles”
What? You don’t know how magnets work? Scientists are lying to you?
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“‘Adolescent-onset cannabis users showed significant I.Q. declines, and...”
– Bad news for everyone I know?
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/27/early-marijuana-use-linked-to-to-i-q-loss/?ref=health
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“Business is for idiots who are good at social interactions.
Do people like you?...”
– My BF bemoaning his MBA over gchat
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“Why can’t funny women be hot? Or accomplished? Or smart? Why do so many...”
– Why Do So Many Pretty Female Comedians Pretend They’re Ugly? - The Atlantic
What the hell is this article talking about? You know what’s not funny? Someone who is hot and knows they are hot talking about the fact that they are hot. MALE OR FEMALE. It’s pretentious. Justin...
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LAST CHANCE! Free Jam @USM 10:30p SUMMER IMPROV...
Come on! It’s free! With Swag!
http://www.facebook.com/events/461973573824508/
AND YOU GET TO JAM! Remember this Jam? Remember when Kevin Hines was a giant chicken?
It’s the end of Summer! AND I PROMISE A BEACH BALL! I PROMISE!
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“Age is cruel to women, and subordination is cruel to men. Ellen Kullman is a...”
– Kevin D. Williamson of the National Review
This is the first article I’ve seen from comedy writer Kevin Williamson, but I hope there’s more coming! I think he’s a writer for a UCB Maude team? I don’t know for sure, but he kills it!
Here’s another hilarious joke he...
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Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition: The... →
thematthewbriancohen:
The Evente is tonight at 11 at UCB. And since I have a Tumblr, let me run down some stuff that I have enjoyed in this class, in effort to get you to come see the show:
Kim Brown being an overwhelmed caretaker of Betsy’s Kenny’s crazy old Texas man who scalps people’s heads.
Nate Cocca-Bates…
And Cory Palmer the pooping panda.
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Women's Vault - what's changed in 50 years?
Answer: EVERYTHING.
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Here's Romney's horse Rafalca doing the piaffe, a...
Source: The Atlantic Wire
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US Women's Gymnastics - Maroney NAILING the Vault
My new favorite gif.
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